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BRAINS

Sat Nov 15, 2008, 5:52 PM
I just have to vent. I can’t fucking stand non-brain eaters and the way you push your immoral and unhealthy practices on others. I’m a zombie, and all I want is for people to respect our choice to eat brains, but no. Every time we invade a house and start to eat people's brains, we get ostracized. FUCK YOU lard bags, all of you are candidates for strokes and heart-attacks, sitting on your computers jerking off and getting fatter and fatter. Look at my face, make you scared nerds? Well as long as you sit around and keep eating you’ve never got a shot at getting away from a zombie like me. And guess what? When I eat, I get to commit murder to fill my belly. What is your rational? It’s not okay to mutilate and eat people cuz they are less intelligent? Would you NOT mutilate and eat a mentally challenged person? Think of the starving people in Africa that could have been fed with the produce that was used to fatten your fat, pot-bellied brains. I hope you all rot in hell. I want you to watch this video: [[The Return of the Living Dead]]. If you have a shred of decency, you will see my point, but if not, when you’re crying yourself to sleep tonight thinking about a zombie like me, why don’t you just do the rest of the world a favor and let us eat your brains. Jerks.

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Combichrist
  • Reading: 120 days of Sodom by Marquis de Sade
  • Watching: Family Guy
  • Eating: BRAINS
  • Drinking: Heineken Dark

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:iconkmil60:
me perdí..?

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:iconsnakeberry:
Es una historia BIEN larga...
:iconkmil60:
lol. tengo tiempo =]

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:iconsnakeberry:
Bueno, si usted insiste...

Pues en un board que yo visito en la internetz hay un idiota emo vegetariano (mind que yo no tengo nada encontra de los vegetarianos) que hizo un rant identico a este pero envez de zombie pues diciendo que el era vegetariano. Y posta el freakin rant to el tiempo so encontre este y es tan funny coz le cambiaron todo lo que el decia pero por zombies y cerebros. Es demaciau funny cuando has leido el primero believe me.
:iconkmil60:
jjajjaaj osea, el decia gente que come carne?

y escribieron eso que dice zombies que comen cerebros?!?!

ahahaha. ahora es mucho mas gracioso! ajjaja

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Creature: Aw i love zombies. I have some pet zombies myself. They are just the sweetest things, I named them all Darrel ^^

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*Hug*

Man I wish I had a zombie friend :/

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